And yet another one
Dec. 6th, 2005 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed the_red_shoes to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I rescued
cardoon from being sacrificed (-200 points). In March, I recruited
cofax7 as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-670 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
vaznetti
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I was sorry not to get to rule Canada in this one. Still, it kept me moderately amused for a few minutes. (I am painfully, mindbogglingly bored. And I really need to work on my Yuletide story. Like, now. I don't suppose you'd all care to entertain me, instead?)
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Date: 2005-12-06 08:31 pm (UTC)Instead it's all about Thomas Kinkade brochures.
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Date: 2005-12-06 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-06 08:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-06 08:41 pm (UTC)I might send you the first part of the story, just to get an opinion about it, later tonight. It's driving me crazy!
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Date: 2005-12-06 09:50 pm (UTC)And sure, please do send it! Do you have my Gmail addy?
(Meanwhile, I just got nailed by an alternate story for my Yuletide recipient which I'm writing now and hoping desperately will not be contradicted by canon later! (You know; after I finish rereading!))
If I were a Deep One...
Date: 2005-12-06 08:41 pm (UTC)Re: If I were a Deep One...
Date: 2005-12-06 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-06 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-12-06 08:53 pm (UTC)Well, never wrong to be polite to Ctulhu himself; the Great Old Ones just don't much care for manners in inter-human relations. & ;-)