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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed [info]the_red_shoes to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I rescued [info]cardoon from being sacrificed (-200 points). In March, I recruited [info]cofax7 as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-670 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.


Your humble and obedient servant,
vaznetti


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!



I was sorry not to get to rule Canada in this one. Still, it kept me moderately amused for a few minutes. (I am painfully, mindbogglingly bored. And I really need to work on my Yuletide story. Like, now. I don't suppose you'd all care to entertain me, instead?)

Date: 2005-12-06 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] se-parsons.livejournal.com
I am also bored and no one is entertaining me, either.

Instead it's all about Thomas Kinkade brochures.

Date: 2005-12-06 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenelephant.livejournal.com
I have a few more papers to grade before tomorrow -- I could give you the howlers!

Date: 2005-12-06 08:34 pm (UTC)
rhi: A candle-lit labyrinth with a person just entering. (vigins)
From: [personal profile] rhi
Sorry, I'm making notes for my Yuletide fic. ::wincing a little:: Er, and trying to figure out who can beta a Highlander/Firefly crossover. Don't forget I offered to beta for you, though, so if I can help, yell.

Date: 2005-12-06 09:50 pm (UTC)
rhi: Outraged Daffy Duck pointing.  gasp! "Oh, the humanity!  Is there an editor in the house?" (editor by lanning)
From: [personal profile] rhi
::blink:: You could? *Cool*! May I send it to you?

And sure, please do send it! Do you have my Gmail addy?

(Meanwhile, I just got nailed by an alternate story for my Yuletide recipient which I'm writing now and hoping desperately will not be contradicted by canon later! (You know; after I finish rereading!))

If I were a Deep One...

Date: 2005-12-06 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aceofkittens.livejournal.com
I have one word for you: TENTACLES! :)

Date: 2005-12-06 08:44 pm (UTC)
ext_1771: Joe Flanigan looking A-Dorable. (Default)
From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com
May Cthulu bless you for cut-tagging.

Date: 2005-12-06 08:53 pm (UTC)
ext_1771: Joe Flanigan looking A-Dorable. (Default)
From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com
Of course, I'm sure politeness is something Cthulhu punishes you for.

Well, never wrong to be polite to Ctulhu himself; the Great Old Ones just don't much care for manners in inter-human relations. & ;-)

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