bona fide

I really love the fact that fandom is full of posts today in which we're all trying to reassure each other that we're real, or that we're who we claim to be, or whatever. Guys? I hate to say it, but I am only here until I've saved enough money to fake my death in real life and retire to a small Caribbean island.

So it looks like you're stuck with me a while longer.

And I only wish my job were a figment of my imagination, at least for the next week or so.