I may be a lemming...

[vaznetti]

but at least I won't die by throwing myself off a cliff. Instead...

I will be decapitated by head hunters.



How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test

Comments

[spican.livejournal.com]

Hmm. It would certainly minimize that fatal sneezing risk.

Hmm. I'm trying to think whether brains or blood is worse to wipe off the monitor.

[k2daisy.livejournal.com]

But, see, you'd be DEAD. Dead people don't have to worry about cleaning up their brain matter; that's what *I'm* here for! That's why, as your friend, I am offering to you and Vazetti death by non-stranger. I'll clean up any mess, make sure your outfits and final facial expressions are flattering, comb any mess blood out of your hair...

OMG. I'm scaring myself now. I feel like I'm channeling Krycek or something. *g*

[jood.livejournal.com]

But, see, you'd be DEAD. Dead people don't have to worry about cleaning up their brain matter; that's what *I'm* here for!

Okay, see, there are days when you read somebody's post, and you actually fucking HEAR their voice in your head, saying the words as you read them. And it's not due to a neurological disorder or anything; it's just that the words are so...THEM...you can't NOT hear their voice saying those words, with just the right inflection and everything.

I can still hear your extra emphasis on that first "dead", Kristen (perhaps with an accompanying hand gesture, and big wide eyes). I honestly don't know what that means.

[k2daisy.livejournal.com]

I can still hear your extra emphasis on that first "dead", Kristen (perhaps with an accompanying hand gesture, and big wide eyes).

BAHAHAHA. I'm so busted. There was no "perhaps" about it - I had to stop while I was typing to wave my hands. (And then I had to stop again to shake them at myself when I got to "that's what I'm here for!") I swear I'd be a much better typist if I didn't talk with my hands so much.

I honestly don't know what that means.

I think it means you know me too well. Or that I am as transparent as Saran Wrap. Or both.

[jood.livejournal.com]

Dude, I speak only for myself here, but that's what I love about ya. Mwa.

I am laughing now. So. Hard.

[k2daisy.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks, thanks.

So, as your friend, can I offer you a decapitation, too? No extra charge for the cleanup! *g*

[jood.livejournal.com]

If it'll stop the coughing, I might just consider it.

[spican.livejournal.com]

As someone who only knows Kristen via the 'net, I'm delighted by this description. The funny thing is, it doesn't at all surprise me. Especially not that part about the big wide eyes. *g*

Innocence, thy name is... not Kristen. *g*

[k2daisy.livejournal.com]

Innocence, thy name is... not Kristen. *g*

Hey, what's that supposed to mea--...

Oh, okay. Good point. *g*

[vaznetti]

OMG. I'm scaring myself now. I feel like I'm channeling Krycek or something. *g*

Nah. Because you're offering to keep everything neat and tidy because you really care about us, while Krycek would be doing that to cover his tracks...

[spican.livejournal.com]

Now, now. I think the both of you should stop talking about Alex as if he were a *bad person* or something. Hmph.

[vaznetti]

No, no, Spica! "Covering your tacks" is a GOOD habit in an assassin. It aids in living a long, healthy life, and that's something we all want for Alex.

[spican.livejournal.com]

But, see, you'd be DEAD. Dead people don't have to worry about cleaning up their brain matter; that's what *I'm* here for!

Well, you see, I'm a housewife. Even in my death throes, I must wipe. This is my curse.

I am, however, moved by the thought of you caringly, painstakingly cleaning my splattered monitor. If ever I need an assassin... *g*