Wacky Farscape AU stuff

For the three people on my FL (if that many) who have both seen Farscape and read Lindsey Davis' Falco novels.

( yes, we have some strange ideas )

Well, we thought it was funny, but that's probably just the two of us, and may explain why we're still happily married.

In other news, I woke up in the middle of the night last night, convinced that my yuletide story was due today. Oh, the horror!