I would have commented on the image, but it reduced me to speechless drooling. Even "guh" was too much to type.

Why say what you mean when you can approach it obliquely?

::snorts:: I don't know. Because you're a tight-lipped control-freak asshole? And I mean that in the nicest possible sense. (Of course, it's not just John, but you know, it's totally predictable that I write this character so much.)