Dude, I've been mostly AWOL on spring break, and I just. keep. banging my head on the wall. For the first time ever I refused to even look at metafandom's post until it all blows over.

Are they all, like, nineteen or something? Or is there a two-year fandom watermark at which you are required to have the same idiot "ephianies"? And does this make us -- *gasp* -- Bitter Old You-Know-Whats? *g*