OK, OK! Upstairs in the M&S in central Oxford they have a section devoted to something called the "limited collection" The dress is a black-and white print with a high waistband and kimono/bell sleeves and a sort of faux-wrap top. I wear a size 12 in it, and I think it costs 40 pounds.

I'm just not sure how to get you the money for it -- I don't think I have my UK chequebook here in Canada. I'll look for it, but otherwise I can set something up with Adrian.

You are an absolute wonder for doing this for me. (Don't worry if they don't have it anymore, though)