True, Sark is young, but he is also evil and corrupt! Doesn't this cancel out his youth, and permit one to lust after him with impunity?

But my opinion is not to be trusted. After all, I regularly lust after my male undergrads. [blushes] At least until they hand their first unbelievably bad papers in, and the attraction vanishes as quickly as it began.

So yes, as impure loves go, your Sloane-crush is not so reprehensible.